Anyway, thinking it might have been a BIOS problem, I reset the BIOS to defaults (running the latest 2006 update) - and now I can't boot at all. It is giving me the infamous 1802 unauthorized wireless card error. This is very strange because I never had this problem before - and then removing the wireless card and rebooting I get the same error - why on earth is it trying to reject the stock Intel card inside?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
[EDIT]
I apologise, I really should have taken a look before posting this. I popped the MiniPCI card out and found this piece of engineering handiwork jammed underneath it:

Removing that and everything's ok now - although I still don't know why the battery died so suddenly as it did. Think I'll replace the paste on the CPU while I'm here.
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