UNBELIEVABLE
So I called Tech Support, patiently permitted them to walk me through a couple more recovery attempts, and then everyone concluded my machine was essentially a still-born and they're shipping me a new one now. Problem is I'm leaving the country in a few weeks for an overseas job contract - 1 year - (this was supposed to be my new machine for that exact purpose) so they've got limited time for replacement. I'm in Toronto Canada, so the distribution center is nearby thank god. Hopefully Lenovo comes through for me. Between the time I ordered and the time it arrived it was only 2 weeks, did not have the same shipping problems some American customers are having, so there is hope.
So I'm off to a good start, hello everyone on the boards



