Resignation

[jronald]

I sent this to my boss yesterday, thought I would share it:
I also knew he would be reading it on a Blackberry!

From: Ron Xxxx (XXXX,GM)
Sent: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:08 AM
To: Tim Xxxxxxx
Cc: Ron Xxxx (XXXX,GM)
Subject: Resignation of Ron "arrg" Xxxx


It is with the most profound regret, and unspeakable sorrow that I must tender my resignation effective today.










For going on the better part of 45 years my heart has had an unquenchable yearning for something that I never could quite put my finger on. After countless years of mental counseling and numerous out of body experiences I have finally come to the conclusion that it is NOT retail, that I want to do for the rest of my life. My heart yearns for the stench of rotten fish and missed many, many showers of no deodorant body odor. For the sunburn that always seems to happen in all the wrong places, for the saltwater that you can never wash off. For the Sea Gulls that shi....never mind.









Yes mates', Im off to Sea to become a Pirate!

(Cant cut a paste a really nice Pirate ship right here, like I did in the email)





Have a GREAT April Fools Day
Ron


Ron Xxxx
Name Brand Auto Parts
General Manager XXXX
Xxxxxxx NC 27XXX
336 XXX XXXX

MY TEAM'S TRACTION SCORE IS 157!

"If we continue to do the same things, in the same ways, how can we ever expect different results?" Albert Einstein