I recently met this very nice girl;
seldom seen around, like a black pearl.
Her skin is dark and she is quite sleek;
I've seen folks gawk and covertly peek.
They all wonder why is she with this bum;
I tell them all, her name is Eye Bee M!
Every geek in town wants her grand,
but only I get to hold her hand;
Not a day passes by when I don't feel,
'Ah! What a wonderful girl!'
** a Clapton-esque guitar lick here **
If Pads and Pods wore skirts and heels,
And told you how they feel,
There would be no bearded bums
Struggling to stay on an even keel...
** iinsert heart melting guitar riff here **








