Ray, I must warn you, if you set foot on a sailing vessel you may be considered a pirate

and thus arrested and processed.!
But on the bright side, if you do so, you
will be helping our planet.
Killer,
I believe you are overlooking the facts that I have made up and the **data I’ve seen somewhere on the internet that supports this relationship between Pirates and Global Warming.
In the 1800’s there were approximately 35,000 bona fide black eye patch wearing, sword carrying, parrot sporting, bloodthirsty Pirates sailing the Seas. Striking fear and terror into the maritime seagoing public.
The facts are obvious here, that when 35,000 eye patch wearing, shoulder parrot sporting pirates look up into the sky on a sunny day their black (only accepted color of eye patch for real Pirates) eye patch will absorb the light, thus not reflecting the sun’s rays but absorbing them, this does not hurt the pirate but actually triggers a part of the neural system in the brain which causes a vocal response, “aarrghhh” is the familiar response as we know it today.
When the sun’s rays are absorbed into the eye patch of 35,000 Pirates the obvious result is cooler temperatures in the vicinity of the pirates head. Thus, the vicinity around a pirates head is cooler than around non-pirates.
The only conclusion anyone can draw here is clear, more Pirates, cooler temperatures.
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Real chart showing inverse relationship between Pirates and Global Warming.