Small misunderstanding..

Talk about "WhatEVER !"..
Post Reply
Message
Author
RealBlackStuff
Admin
Admin
Posts: 17512
Joined: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:17 am
Location: Mt. Cobb, PA USA
Contact:

Small misunderstanding..

#1 Post by RealBlackStuff » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:18 pm

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee..
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles'.
Lovely day for a Guinness! (The Real Black Stuff)

Check out The Boardroom for Parts, Mods and Other Services.

killer
ThinkPadder
ThinkPadder
Posts: 1483
Joined: Mon May 28, 2007 5:26 am
Location: West Sussex, UK

Re: Small misunderstanding..

#2 Post by killer » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:28 pm

:lol: :lol: Good one!
T540p Win 7 Pro 64

X1 Carbon Win 7 Pro 64 for my wife.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Dogs must be carried on the escalator. Where can I find a dog?

t140568
Junior Member
Junior Member
Posts: 323
Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:46 pm
Location: Tacoma, WA

Re: Small misunderstanding..

#3 Post by t140568 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:44 am

I like it! :D
Some call me...Tim.
Present: T420 | Acer C720 Chromebook

Past: T500 || X61T || X60T || R50 || X30 || T30 || A31p || 3xx || 600E || Intellistation Z Pro

Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “Off-Topic Stuff”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests