9. "I'm more of a Kindle guy"
8. "You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?"
7. "Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off 'Dancing with the Stars'"
6. "Thought there was an app that would wisk it back to my house"
5. "It must have fallen out of my iPants"
4. "Volcanic ash! Run!"
3. "Let's just blame Goldman Sachs"
2. "At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad Guy"
1. "It didn't work anyway—it uses AT&T"





