Yep, there sure are a lot them buggers around down here. There's a flock/herd/gaggle of them not 500 yards from our house. And we live in the bloody city.
Reminds me of a joke:
An Aussie bloke and a few of his mates are havin' a pint at a rural pub in remote Australia. One guy, seeing a lone gentleman at the end of the bar and saunters up to him to have a chat. "Oy!", he says. "Where ya from, mate?"
"From New Zealand, actually"
"Is that right", says the fella. He turns to his buddies: "Oy! Fella here reckons he's a Kiwi!" "Bloody sheep-shaggah", says one of them.
So the Aussie bloke is laughing and says to the Kiwi fella "Nah, go on mate, you lot don't really shag them sheep, do ya?"
The Kiwi bloke replies, "Yea, bro. Real, when we're little boys, we get given a sheep for keeps. When we start to get old, we get to do to that sheep what we will, for as long as we want, mate. Then, they eventually sell it to you blokes up here in 'Stralia. So, just think about that the next time the gravy is running down yer chin!"
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