Mid-week Laugh

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Mid-week Laugh

#1 Post by RealBlackStuff » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:12 pm

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Re: Mid-week Laugh

#2 Post by emeraldgirl08 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:51 pm

hahaha :lol:

I didn't expect the cowboy to be so bold! lol Thanks for the laugh :)
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