Maybe this is how Tiger got in trouble

[RealBlackStuff]

Maybe this is how Tiger got in trouble

Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looked over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "$h!t."

[A31]

probably!!

[killer]

LMAO. Good one, RBS.

[Tasurinchi]

ROTFL...

That's a great one

[mgo]

Maybe this is how Tiger got in trouble

Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed readingt."

I had no idea that playing golf and driving a Buick was such a chick magnet. ...And I think of all the years I wasted in a bowling alley!

[spuddog]

It's not the playing of golf that is a chick magnet. It is the winning of millions of dollar while playing golf.

[Unknown_K]

Its all about his money and fame, the sport or occupation doesn't matter one bit. Anyone dating a rich and famous man will end up in the best resteraunts, locations, and with plenty of people taking their picture for TV and magazines. His fame is probably more apealing to those types of women then the money (doesn't look like he spent much on them at all, more about bragging rights).