Letterman's top ten list of excuses for losing the iPhone 4G

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10. "Couldn't call Apple for help because I lost my iPhone"

9. "I'm more of a Kindle guy"

8. "You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?"

7. "Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off 'Dancing with the Stars'"

6. "Thought there was an app that would wisk it back to my house"

5. "It must have fallen out of my iPants"

4. "Volcanic ash! Run!"

3. "Let's just blame Goldman Sachs"

2. "At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad Guy"

1. "It didn't work anyway—it uses AT&T"

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2. "At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad Guy"

Ouch, let's get iPad banned once and for all. It obviously makes people do crazy stuff..

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iPhonegate: Q.&A. With Mark D. Rasch, Computer Security Expert

By NICK BILTON

The iPhone-lost-in-a-bar story raises all sorts of legal questions. To explore them further, I spoke with Mark D. Rasch who is the former head of the United States Department of Justice computer crime unit, and helped develop the department’s guidelines for computer crimes related to investigations, forensics and evidence gathering. Mr. Rasch is currently a principal with Secure IT Experts, a consulting company that specializes in computer security. The Q.&A. below is an edited version of our discussion.
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