ThinkPad W520 song

[thePCxp]

He everybody, I wrote a song for the ThinkPad W520 and I wanted to share it with you all. Here are the lyrics it. I hope you all like it. I worked very hard on it:

“ThinkPad W520” lyrics:

[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
This is Eli Turner
And I'm here to introduce you all
To something spectacular
Someone incredible
Someone who does
Everyone, meet the ThinkPad W520
The latest update to the ThinkPad W series
The greatest mobile workstations in the world
Okay, now lets get this thing started, shall we?

[Verse 1]
Workstation-class performance in a laptop
A five point five thin and light with twice the performance
And battery life one-hundred percent better than the previous generation
The W520 is the best choice for special pros
Who need portability to get to the top
Workstation folks focus on performance
Time is money so there ain't no room for any jokers
This beast helps bring creations to life
With a full HD display with ninety-nine percent color gamut
And an industry-first integrated X-Rite Pantone calibrator
He'll bring something you'll all like
Like, an out-of-this-world Photoshop creation
Or an outrageously mind-blowing animation
With a ridiculously fine beat to back it all up, man
You'll become a really loyal fan
With lots of ideas and lots of ambition
He's got lots of enthusiasm and a knack for invention
A certified champion, a real doer
Can work with the most demanding applications
Does more than the rest of the competition
Leaves 'em all in the dust
This guy don't mess around with any chickenheads
He says “I only work with the best”
So jokers, move out of the way
This guy's pavin' the way for the rest

[Bridge]
Two times the graphics memory
NVIDIA Quadro graphics with Optimus technology
Two gigs of graphics memory, thirty-two gigs of system memory
Second gen Intel i7 Quad Core Extreme processors

[Verse 2]
Built to perform, built to design, built to build
This guy brings on the magic
ThinkPad W520 is the industry's fastest and lightest mobile workstation
So go out and get it on
For those who do, yeah

[Ending]
ThinkPad W520 y'all, that's my new ThinkPad

[chazz]

this should be posted in the W5XX/W7XX section ..

[emeraldgirl08]

The verses flow! I can hear some beats while reading that

[j-dawg]

[Intro]
May I have your attention please?

will the real t-series please stand up?

we're gonna have a problem here

[thePCxp]

@Chazz: You're probably right.
@emeraldgirl: Thanks for your compliment.
@j-dawg: That was funny! It's funny that you mentioned it because i'm currently working on a song for the T series, which is probably long overdue.

[Temetka]

Over the years your dedication, admiration, and love for Thinkpads has never ceased to amaze me.

You need to do something like this.

Warning: Youtube video about Mac love. That being said I haven't ever seen a PC equivalent.

Just to clarify, Thinkpads are by far, the best laptops I have ever had the pleasure and privilege of being able to use. The T4x series being the most aesthetically pleasing to me along with the T23 and X3x and X4x line. Like most, the widescreen models are nice but I will take a nice 14" 4:3 unit any day of the week. Which is why my daily driver is the T43 this post is being brought to you by.

[thePCxp]

Thanks Temetka .