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Thinkpad slogans

#1 Post by Thinkpad4by3 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:43 am

These are a few I made for fun.

Most early TPs: 2-in-1: Laptop/Bludgeon weapon
755CDV: I have more features than your laptop, radio, TV and phone.
701C: I invented the butterfly keyboard first, APPLE!
310: Nobody complained about my 6 row keyboard.
770X/Z: Lets watch letterboxed DVDs on my tall 5:4 display.
600X: And you think your 7lbs Compaq is light and thin.
A21p: Your graphics card can't handle my display
A31p: Your eyes can't handle my display.
T30: Windows cannot terminate spaceheater.exe
T42: You will get rid of me and another one will decend apon you. You shall never get rid of me HAHAHA!!!!
T60p: Known for causing incurable desire for 4:3 displays.
T61p: I don't know who you are, or what you want, but I will kill your graphics card.
W700ds: I break your back and your desktop's self-esteem.
T420: Look at the sun, it will cause less damage then my display.
T430s: A weighs less than a Macbook pro, because it doesn't need a charger and usb hub.
X240: Go get a brick, it will get stuff done faster.
Thinkpad4by3's Law of the Universe.

The efficiency of two screens equally sized with equal numbers if pixels are equal. The time spent by a 4:3 user complaining about 16:9 is proportional to the inefficiency working with a 16:9 display, therefore the amount of useful work extracted is equal.

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Re: Thinkpad slogans

#2 Post by Annecy » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:13 am

Thinkpad4by3 wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:43 am
"These are a few I made for fun.
~~~
T30: Windows cannot terminate spaceheater.exe
"
Finding/Tweaking TPFanControl
allowed me to avert "GlobalWarming" ... from my (beloved) SpaceHeater :BAAAD!:
Thinkpad4by3 wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:43 am
"T61p: I don't know who you are, or what you want, but I will kill your graphics card."
I swear ...
I think I might be about (ready) ...
to swear off of T6x ThinkPads :roll:
2005: T30 2366-85U (XP)
2015: T43 2686-M7U
2017: T61 14.1"ws
2018: T61p 6457-V9K ¦ T60 2008-4AU & 2613-CTO ¦ T420s 4174-BB4
2017: 2 OtC MS-W7s

(WiP: :help:
~revive T30 XP-install ¦ ~T43 SATA-MOD
~sell T61ws
~Max T61p & T60-2008
~Find Ultimate "ClassicTP"
)

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